Post by JB007 on Sept 22, 2006 0:03:25 GMT -5
"ASPEN: God please let my car start" part 11
It had been two days since that epic dump day with the gang on Ajax. In fact I had been dreaming about it all afternoon long while watching one butt after another unload off of chair 1A. And it was a such a beautiful day too. damn I wish I was skiing today, but I'm sure Gage will fill me in on his day skiing Snowmass with George and Adam. I'll hear how epic it was for him. And you know what. I couldn't wait to hear each and every detail. Then I remembered it was New Years Eve. Big party night. Luckily I switched days with another lifty to have New Years day off. And it was my Mom and Gages last day to visit me after all so I didn't want to spend it working. And I was kind of working tonight at the Paradise anyway. Man Gage loved that he got in the Paradise for free when it was costing $250 a ticket since Stevie Nicks and Eddie Van Halen would be playing. And Stevie Nicks is HOT.
Well I got home and we all got ready to go out. I had reservations at La Cantina for Dinner. It's a Mexican joint. Bascially Aspen's version of "Chi Chi's" is what it was. We couldn't get in any place else for dinner and be able to afford it on this night. So we are having dinner and drinks there instead to start off our evening festivities. We were having just a grand old time of things when this table next to us throws a fit at their waitress.
I recognized the man throwing the fit as an actor from the "Young and the restless" soap opera over the summer. He played this evil talent agent guy that was trying to keep some hot blond girl singer from her "flock of seaguls" hair wearing boyfriend Danny. Hey I was working second shift at GM all summer long. What else was I going to watch. Anywho the waitress was pouring a sample of the wine for him to try. He didn't like the wine and spit it back into the glass. He accidently spit some of the wine on his white shirt. He went nuts. He was demanding that La Cantina comp his meal and buy him a new shirt. All this because he spit on himself mind you.
Well the girl waiting on him was also our server, so needless to say we got stuck waiting while this soap actor tried to play "Mr Important". He had the manager there and everybody else it seemed. And you know what is sad. They did comp his meal. He got everything that he whined about. I couldn't believe it. And to make matters worse he bragged about it afterwards. Then he took things a bit too far.
Now my Mom is a chubby woman. She got up to go to the bathroom and asked said soap actor if he could please move his chair in so she could get by and go to the restroom. He ignored her. She asked him again. The actor ignored her again. Then Mom in her most stern "GM foreman" voice spoke.
Mom: Look. Move it or lose it buster.
Little blond soap opera actor just looked up at my Mom. Then he looked at her eyes. Then he sank in his chair and moved it quickly forward for my Mother to get by. Then he said it.
actor: Somebody needs to cut some steaks off of that cow to trim it down.
Oh that was the wrong thing to say. Actually I was taken back by it at first. But right away I went into thinking about how I could rip off his head and schit down his neck. But then another evil idea hit me. I was going to play awestruck star gazer with this guy and have some fun at his expense. So I played tourist getting an actors autograph.
Me: Hey weren't you on the "Young and the Restless" soap opera last summer?
actor: Why yes I was. Thank you so much for noticing.
Me: Yes you played that really cheesy talent agent guy right.
actor: Um yes, but I'm working on new roles now.
Me: Ya and you had incest with your mom.
actor: Umm look we are busy. Would you like an autograph?
He grabbed a pen and wrote his name on a napkin. I was seriously thinking about sticking it down my pants and wiping I disagree with it infront of him but then a better idea came to me. My mom was the best teacher after all. And I paid close attention to her lessons.
Me: Wow thanks. Glad to see that acting is paying so well that you are partying here at "la Cantina" on New Years Rockin Eve in Aspen. I cannot wait to get home and put this in my scrap book of "loser actors that never made it". Hey maybe we'll see you on Guiding light playing a homeless man next summer.
And with that I sat down. Gage was blowing beer bubbles out of his nose he was laughing so hard. So were the people at this guys table. Geez what a tool. But then again what can you do with some people in this world. Frankly him and his cronies all looked burnt out and were not having a good time. While Mom, Gage, and I were just having a blast. So off we go to the Paradise to see Stevie Nicks. Heh being paid to party at the spot in Aspen on New Years Eve. "ASPEN: Go figure".
So we get to the bar and go in through the back entrance. Now if you have never been to the Paradise/China Club/Double Diamond it sits in a basement that you go down these stairs to enter. There was a line a block long of people waiting to get in the front entrance. Unfortunately I could only get tickets for standing room only for Mom and Gage. That was fine with them. We were having a great time. Bobby Mason opened up the night then Stevie Nicks started playing around 11pm. And I couldn't wait to see her play. I still remember what she looked like wearing black lace in the video. God she was hot. But WTF happened.
Stevie Nicks was announced and came on stage. But she didn't look like Stevie Nicks. This lady looked more like fat Dolly Parton from this country tv show in the late 60's. She was ghostly pale and it was obvious that she was very tweaked out on coke. Infact I saw her doing blow many times throughout the night. She was a mess and I seriously wondered if she wasn't going to keel over and die on stage. She didn't and made it through her performance. People gave her a standing ovation. But my Stevie fantasy was forever shattered that night. But hey it was Aspen so give it a momment or two and something will pick up. It did. Boy did it ever.
Tim: TJ we need you to handle a problem in the bathroom.
Me: Mens or womens?
Tim: Womens.
Oh goody. It is either people fukking or someone is wacked out. It was someone fukking luckily. It was this guy we called "Emporer Ito". He was a pimp and he always had the center table next to the dance floor reserved for him and his ladies. There would be 6-8 really hot women that would show up with him. They would start off by drinking Dom, but by 1am he was alone and all his girls pimped out for the night. It was quite comical. He was also one horney little bad mudda fukker, which is why Tim came to get me. I got into the womens restroom while Ito was recieving a blowjob.
Me: Ito man you cannot be getting blowjobs in here and you know that. Take them to that big house of yours on Red Mtn. Now be nice, zip your pants up, and go back out and join the rest of the party.
Ito: Ha no balls Tim sent you in here to get me out. My party in here TJ. Ahh TJ I'm so close give me 30 seconds more.
Me: I'll give you 15 seconds. Now pop it and get out. NOW
Ito popped his cherry and his receptical swallowed it all without any guage reflex. Well Ito had a little richard so I'm sure she didn't get choked up at all. And hell yes I watched. Wouldn't you if you walked into a womans restroom and caught someone getting a blowjob. It's a priceless story to tell your grandkids after they grow up into full adulthood.
**Skibum Golden Rule 9: "free porn is free porn"
So we partied, drank, danced, and repeated many times that night. Now I can count on one hand the number of really good times I've had on New Years Eve in my adult life. New Years is always so over hyped, but this party was number one in good times had by all. And to be honest words don't do justice to discribe what kind of party it was. You will just have to use your imagination on that one. And make sure you have your best party imagination hat on when you do.
The night finally ended. My Mom went back to my apt after midnight came around. Gage and I picked up two sisters from Denver and went back to their condo for more fun. And we did have more fun. And more fun, and more fun, and more fun. But then the sun started coming up. I looked out the window and saw that it was snowing pretty good outside. I very quickly and quietly got dressed. I kissed the lady I had been having fun with goodbye. She was half out of it and I don't think she even remembered. I did leave her a note though.
So I went into the other room to get Gage. His lady friend that he had fun with was laying on top of him with her feet next to his head. Hmmmm wonder what they were doing when they finally passed out. So I tapped Gage on the head.
Me: Gage. Gage get up. It's snowing out. Powderday.
Gage: Hey get off of me. It's a powderday I gotta go ski.
That's my little brother. That's my little brother indeed.
to be cont
It had been two days since that epic dump day with the gang on Ajax. In fact I had been dreaming about it all afternoon long while watching one butt after another unload off of chair 1A. And it was a such a beautiful day too. damn I wish I was skiing today, but I'm sure Gage will fill me in on his day skiing Snowmass with George and Adam. I'll hear how epic it was for him. And you know what. I couldn't wait to hear each and every detail. Then I remembered it was New Years Eve. Big party night. Luckily I switched days with another lifty to have New Years day off. And it was my Mom and Gages last day to visit me after all so I didn't want to spend it working. And I was kind of working tonight at the Paradise anyway. Man Gage loved that he got in the Paradise for free when it was costing $250 a ticket since Stevie Nicks and Eddie Van Halen would be playing. And Stevie Nicks is HOT.
Well I got home and we all got ready to go out. I had reservations at La Cantina for Dinner. It's a Mexican joint. Bascially Aspen's version of "Chi Chi's" is what it was. We couldn't get in any place else for dinner and be able to afford it on this night. So we are having dinner and drinks there instead to start off our evening festivities. We were having just a grand old time of things when this table next to us throws a fit at their waitress.
I recognized the man throwing the fit as an actor from the "Young and the restless" soap opera over the summer. He played this evil talent agent guy that was trying to keep some hot blond girl singer from her "flock of seaguls" hair wearing boyfriend Danny. Hey I was working second shift at GM all summer long. What else was I going to watch. Anywho the waitress was pouring a sample of the wine for him to try. He didn't like the wine and spit it back into the glass. He accidently spit some of the wine on his white shirt. He went nuts. He was demanding that La Cantina comp his meal and buy him a new shirt. All this because he spit on himself mind you.
Well the girl waiting on him was also our server, so needless to say we got stuck waiting while this soap actor tried to play "Mr Important". He had the manager there and everybody else it seemed. And you know what is sad. They did comp his meal. He got everything that he whined about. I couldn't believe it. And to make matters worse he bragged about it afterwards. Then he took things a bit too far.
Now my Mom is a chubby woman. She got up to go to the bathroom and asked said soap actor if he could please move his chair in so she could get by and go to the restroom. He ignored her. She asked him again. The actor ignored her again. Then Mom in her most stern "GM foreman" voice spoke.
Mom: Look. Move it or lose it buster.
Little blond soap opera actor just looked up at my Mom. Then he looked at her eyes. Then he sank in his chair and moved it quickly forward for my Mother to get by. Then he said it.
actor: Somebody needs to cut some steaks off of that cow to trim it down.
Oh that was the wrong thing to say. Actually I was taken back by it at first. But right away I went into thinking about how I could rip off his head and schit down his neck. But then another evil idea hit me. I was going to play awestruck star gazer with this guy and have some fun at his expense. So I played tourist getting an actors autograph.
Me: Hey weren't you on the "Young and the Restless" soap opera last summer?
actor: Why yes I was. Thank you so much for noticing.
Me: Yes you played that really cheesy talent agent guy right.
actor: Um yes, but I'm working on new roles now.
Me: Ya and you had incest with your mom.
actor: Umm look we are busy. Would you like an autograph?
He grabbed a pen and wrote his name on a napkin. I was seriously thinking about sticking it down my pants and wiping I disagree with it infront of him but then a better idea came to me. My mom was the best teacher after all. And I paid close attention to her lessons.
Me: Wow thanks. Glad to see that acting is paying so well that you are partying here at "la Cantina" on New Years Rockin Eve in Aspen. I cannot wait to get home and put this in my scrap book of "loser actors that never made it". Hey maybe we'll see you on Guiding light playing a homeless man next summer.
And with that I sat down. Gage was blowing beer bubbles out of his nose he was laughing so hard. So were the people at this guys table. Geez what a tool. But then again what can you do with some people in this world. Frankly him and his cronies all looked burnt out and were not having a good time. While Mom, Gage, and I were just having a blast. So off we go to the Paradise to see Stevie Nicks. Heh being paid to party at the spot in Aspen on New Years Eve. "ASPEN: Go figure".
So we get to the bar and go in through the back entrance. Now if you have never been to the Paradise/China Club/Double Diamond it sits in a basement that you go down these stairs to enter. There was a line a block long of people waiting to get in the front entrance. Unfortunately I could only get tickets for standing room only for Mom and Gage. That was fine with them. We were having a great time. Bobby Mason opened up the night then Stevie Nicks started playing around 11pm. And I couldn't wait to see her play. I still remember what she looked like wearing black lace in the video. God she was hot. But WTF happened.
Stevie Nicks was announced and came on stage. But she didn't look like Stevie Nicks. This lady looked more like fat Dolly Parton from this country tv show in the late 60's. She was ghostly pale and it was obvious that she was very tweaked out on coke. Infact I saw her doing blow many times throughout the night. She was a mess and I seriously wondered if she wasn't going to keel over and die on stage. She didn't and made it through her performance. People gave her a standing ovation. But my Stevie fantasy was forever shattered that night. But hey it was Aspen so give it a momment or two and something will pick up. It did. Boy did it ever.
Tim: TJ we need you to handle a problem in the bathroom.
Me: Mens or womens?
Tim: Womens.
Oh goody. It is either people fukking or someone is wacked out. It was someone fukking luckily. It was this guy we called "Emporer Ito". He was a pimp and he always had the center table next to the dance floor reserved for him and his ladies. There would be 6-8 really hot women that would show up with him. They would start off by drinking Dom, but by 1am he was alone and all his girls pimped out for the night. It was quite comical. He was also one horney little bad mudda fukker, which is why Tim came to get me. I got into the womens restroom while Ito was recieving a blowjob.
Me: Ito man you cannot be getting blowjobs in here and you know that. Take them to that big house of yours on Red Mtn. Now be nice, zip your pants up, and go back out and join the rest of the party.
Ito: Ha no balls Tim sent you in here to get me out. My party in here TJ. Ahh TJ I'm so close give me 30 seconds more.
Me: I'll give you 15 seconds. Now pop it and get out. NOW
Ito popped his cherry and his receptical swallowed it all without any guage reflex. Well Ito had a little richard so I'm sure she didn't get choked up at all. And hell yes I watched. Wouldn't you if you walked into a womans restroom and caught someone getting a blowjob. It's a priceless story to tell your grandkids after they grow up into full adulthood.
**Skibum Golden Rule 9: "free porn is free porn"
So we partied, drank, danced, and repeated many times that night. Now I can count on one hand the number of really good times I've had on New Years Eve in my adult life. New Years is always so over hyped, but this party was number one in good times had by all. And to be honest words don't do justice to discribe what kind of party it was. You will just have to use your imagination on that one. And make sure you have your best party imagination hat on when you do.
The night finally ended. My Mom went back to my apt after midnight came around. Gage and I picked up two sisters from Denver and went back to their condo for more fun. And we did have more fun. And more fun, and more fun, and more fun. But then the sun started coming up. I looked out the window and saw that it was snowing pretty good outside. I very quickly and quietly got dressed. I kissed the lady I had been having fun with goodbye. She was half out of it and I don't think she even remembered. I did leave her a note though.
So I went into the other room to get Gage. His lady friend that he had fun with was laying on top of him with her feet next to his head. Hmmmm wonder what they were doing when they finally passed out. So I tapped Gage on the head.
Me: Gage. Gage get up. It's snowing out. Powderday.
Gage: Hey get off of me. It's a powderday I gotta go ski.
That's my little brother. That's my little brother indeed.
to be cont